thefaultinourfandoms:

fasterfood:

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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a perfect way to start your acceptance speech

(Source: mishasteaparty, via carryonmywaywardassbutt)

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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Reblog if you have thought of suicide and/or attempted suicide.

princess-euphie:

This is for a paper for my AP English class. I am going to include the number of reblogs in my essay.

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neonreef:

himchanspenus:

Here’s some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

i reached my post limit once

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